BEWARE THE MOON REVIEWS
Okay, so picture the scene, it's boxing day, friends are round, we play games, eat, drink and are merry. Then guests leave but one stays behind to watch horror films with me. He is similar to me in the way he likes tough, disturbing horror films, so we set out to watch some bad ones... This started at about 10PM and I wasn't in bed until 6am, yep, we are hardcore.. We got through four full movies, one I won't be reviewing as it is Saw 6 and its needs its own list. We also started one but it was never finished....because it was bulls. This is that review... ![]() The really really really bad movie was Krampus. Wait, I hear you say, you mean the new one that only came out like last year or so, and that actually didn't do too shabby at the box office? That one? Let's just say, that's the one we thought it was too... It is not. 'Jeremy, a local police officer leads a life of a confusing past, spending his current time searching for his kidnapper as a child. After other children begin missing, Jeremy pieces together the truth and realizes that his childhood kidnapper could be a creature of ancient yuletide lore, Krampus, who is the brother of St. Nick, and punisher of children who perform acts of unspeakable evil without repercussion. Can Jeremy kill Krampus and prevent more missing children?' Doesn't it sound thrilling? Well, we wouldn't know, we only got past the credits and then stopped. It was dreadful, no idea what was going on, was cheaply made and just shot horrifically. Now, I hate to not finish a horror film, or to say a film is bad when it is on a low budget, because they are not always bad, but this was - literally one of the worst things I have ever seen. So, sorry Krampus, we tried you as it is Christmas, and it is the time for good will, but even good will didnt do it enough. I'm going to try your newish cousin next from 2015....
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