BEWARE THE MOON REVIEWS
![]() And carrying on with me and my friend's late night/early morning movie night, putting you in the scene, I think the time was maybe around 2:30am now, maybe even later... We know how to live life to the fullest, let's just say that. Only downfall, I slept until 12 the next day, which I hate doing... We thought we would continue on with the whole centipede theme, as especially as the second one was in no way disturbing, well not to me anyway. "Taking inspiration from The Human Centipede films, the warden of a notorious and troubled prison looks to create a 500-person human centipede as a solution to his problems." Is it really bad if I say this one was probably my favourite one out of all three of them? It was just so bad, it was actually really entertaining. The thing about these films, are they are useless, they stand no purpose, no story, apart from to try and turn your stomach as much as possible and be as grim as they can. The third one goes with that, and makes the film so bad, and so cringey with the acting and the scenes that it's actually entertaining. Shock horror, I know. The first two feel serious, which kind of goes against them as the whole thing is pointless, but, the third, someone got their thinking caps on with this one and did it right. Well, semi right, it's still not a masterpiece, but it knows it's bad this time and embraces that fully. Human Centipede 3 is just a bad film. The two main characters are the same actors from the last two, but just as completely different characters and they even have the director in it as himself. As I have said before about the other ones, I find it very clever when they break the fourth wall, a little bit, and give a little nod to the other films. The whole thing is bad, but it knows it and that works.
The acting is bad, the gore is bad, everything about it is bad, but that's what makes it good, and in my eyes, heightens it above the last two. It does what the other two doesn't do and takes the mickey out of itself, this film has balls. Well, the whole idea has balls, I mean, how do you even come up with an idea like this, and then sell it?! Actually, probably quite easily... But anyway, it was still sold as a film and made two more, that's ballsy. I would just say, if you want to watch one of these films, do this one. It knows what its doing. FYI, favourite movie posters too...
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